All you fucking talk about is jacking off and farting.
My balls haven't been this exhausted since I discovered jacking off when I was nine years old.
Mes boules n'avaient jamais été aussi épuisées depuis que j'ai découvert la masturbation à 9 ans.
Chuy, isn't jacking off cool?
All shiny and hard, just jacking off.
Stop jacking off into the book.
Spend the rest of your life jacking off, crying into your chai tea green latte, what the fuck.
Et passer le reste de ta vie à te branler, à te lamenter sur ton chai latte, ton thé vert, j'en sais rien.
Did you see the one that was jacking off between the dunes?
You're pretty much just jacking off here, aren't you?
What do you think your brother will say about you jacking off to his girl the past three years?
Ton frère sera ravi de savoir que tu te branles en pensant à sa copine depuis 3 ans?
And you can't do all that stupid shit when you're planning it, like writing stuff down, trying to make money off it, jacking off afterwards 'cause you're excited.
Tu t'en tiens au plan, pas question de faire des conneries, genre laisser un message, essayer d'en tirer de l'argent, te branler après, parce que t'es excité.
Unless you want to be jacking off to memories of your girlfriend, go sit down.
A moins que tu ne veuilles te branler a tes souvenirs de ta copine, assieds-toi.
Montel, baby, if you're scared about jacking off in front of people - It's not that.
Montel, si tu as peur de te branler devant ces gens... C'est pas ça.
Are you jacking off in school now? - It's a college brochure, you moron.
Tu te branles ici? C'est une brochure de fac, ducon.